BE CAREFUL with the “free months” and…
BE CAREFUL with the “free months” and “No Commitment” membership.
I’m a visual person: show me big bold Instagram text saying “2 MONTHS FREE” and “NO COMMITMENT,” and that’s what my brain files away. Naively, I assumed two months meant… two months, and no commitment meant… no commitment.
Well, EVO is not your standard Tinder match. One date and you’re hooked for two months.
Turns out the small print says “up to” two months, and “No Commitment” apparently means you’ll still be charged for the cancellation month and the following month. So if you join for the free months, best cancel on day one — perhaps from the treadmill, for dramatic effect.
Unless you genuinely love gyms, crack on. But maybe choose one with fewer flashy bold ads and slightly less legal gymnastics.
Customer service recites the T&Cs like a prayer: devout, repetitive, and entirely untroubled by the sins of the marketing department.
Read the small print very carefully before signing up.





