I ordered the less expensive of what…
I ordered the less expensive of what this place jokingly calls kebabs. The thing that served me asked what slads I wanted without any hint that it would cost extra. - there was nothing on the menu that even came close to suggesting that. It then either pretended to or was actually not capable of understanding my questioning why they were trying to charge me extra.
Now...onto the "kebab". It was unique....1/2 undercooked meat. 1/2 so overcooked it could be used as boot leather. And the taste....? I threw it out after the first bite. The only reason I knew that there was both undercooked meat and what could best be described as charred remains was that morbid curiosity compelled me to more closely examine whatever it was that I had unwittingly subjected my taste buds and digestive tract to . - I did apologize to the bin where I threw this thing into.