STOP HARASSING ME
Every year in April up to seven men come to my house with their fire engine parked outside, just to ask if I have a smoke alarm. Sick and tired keep telling them I have smoke alarms in every room. I am perfectly fine and my house is quite safe.
I do not smoke or drink I do not burn candles I do not have a gas supply, it's only electricity.
I am just so fed up receiving these unwanted, unsolicited visits from these idiots with their fire engine parked outside my house.
If you have nothing better to do just go watch some p0rn and wnk
Take my name and address off of your list immediately and confirm by email.
No more future visits morons.
I will take you to court if you keep coming here to harass me.








